What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Hearing AIDS

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

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What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.