What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper