What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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His cousin with the DVD player

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Let's just be cousins.

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Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Patient: She's out of town.

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A roamin' Catholic.

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Run Berry, run!

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If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.