How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes