Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!