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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."