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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B