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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then