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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well