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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Who put these on... Superman?

Her: I did

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then