Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes