How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!