What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.