Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
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You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A buzzillion.
An elephant!
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
