Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

World Jokes More World Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"