Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white