Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Cha Ching

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.