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Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Tibet Jokes More Tibet Jokes

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.