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Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.