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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit