So the Mexicans can window shop.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Because they always wish for the green card
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.