Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."