Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now

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There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease