What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you