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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.