Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Because they can't spell toboggan.