What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.