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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.