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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.