Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.