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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?