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Why do Republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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Why do Republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.