Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

Accommadate I hate me for this..

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.