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Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?