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Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?