Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.