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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.