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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.