Because they can't even
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Three pirates
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
A migraine
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Romans.
Cuz they can't even!!!!
Because she was too basic