Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.