Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Blender Foot Jokes More Blender Foot Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.