Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.