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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips