How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!