How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?

By her suntan!

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?

By her suntan!

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)