How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.