Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

One actually fights for change

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.