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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.