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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!