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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth