Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries