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Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.