Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.