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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press