What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press