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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press