Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.