Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop