What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop