How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop