Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.