Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.