Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

Why is 9 crying?

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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

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