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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me