Why don't gypsies use condoms?

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why don't gypsies use condoms?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why don't gypsies use condoms?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.