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Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao