Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

Because they have no Seoul

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Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

Because they have no Seoul

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.