What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

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