Fur traders.
A. Lesbi-hens
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Because women are right.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
They think outside the box.
Depends
He was in de-Nile.
Its got two banks.
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
A coconut.
Because someone threw a canoe at him!