They both like girls
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Juan on Juan.
HeHe
He was in de-Nile.
I'll be dammed.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
Patty
A widow
They're too hard to peel.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
A row bot
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!
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