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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two women in a canoe?

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!