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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!