Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.