Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!