Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
All of them.
A roundhouse.